An excerpt from the November 1995 issue:
written by DOMINICK DUNNE :

Speaking of ROSA LOPEZ, here's the latest on her. A few months back, I wrote that she had become engaged to a 28 year-old named MIKE GABRIEL, or " Sensei " Mike Gabriel, as he calls himself, who saw Rosa testifying on television, became smitten, and followed her to El Salvador, where she agreed to accept his hand in marriage.

That betrothal has bitten the dust.

Gabriel, who is primarily a teacher of Cat Yoga(r), recently wrote me a long, chatty letter in which he said that Rosa was ALLERGIC to the CATS at his Cat Yoga school and that that had ended the romance.

Not too worry.

Gabriel's old girlfriend took him back, and they are " engaged to be engaged ." Her name is SAMANTHA STRONG and she acts in PORN! She has just filmed her first anal-sex scene, her fiance' informed me.

* "Sensei" Mike Gabriel says :

The above portion of a real VANITY FAIR Magazine article written by DOMINICK DUNNE for the November 1995 issue on page # 145 was part of the CAT YOGA (r) / ROSA LOPEZ Engagement HOAX.

Try to imagine how angry Dominick Dunne was when he discovered upon reading page # 311 of the best selling book by JEFFREY TOOBIN titled : "THE RUN OF HIS LIFE, THE PEOPLE V. O.J.SIMPSON" - Random House publishers, that he was caught with his pants down for not doing his media homework.

Dominick Dunne not only had this ridiculously funny HOAX of a story published in Vanity Fair Magazine, SEVERAL TIMES !!! ............... BUT, he told people in OVER 200 countries on The LARRY KING Show ( CNN ) the same ludicrously funny story.

What I get the most pleasure from, is the thought that during almost every weekend, the year the O.J.SIMPSON trial / sit-com was taking place, a strange yet facinating ritual took place.

One of America's grandest celebrities, the multi-talented and Oscar winning actress ELIZABETH TAYLOR ,was having brunch on a weekly/weekend basis, in order to be caught-up on the trial gossip straight from the horses/sources mouth, (or as they might say in the tabloids," Dunne dished the dope to the Diva. " ) Every Saturday or Sunday, this same Hollywood ritual took place in a different location and with a new cast member, NANCY REAGAN eagerly listening in, as the freshest trial gossip and latest Rosa Lopez sightings were delivered in-person by the great Dominick Dunne himself.