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 The Ancient Art of Cat Yoga
(r)  The ancient art of Cat Yoga (r) traces it's humble beginnings to approximately 1,500 years ago, when it was created/discovered by a young indian physician named Baba Farquah. (not related to the Philidelphia Farquahs) One night while in the home of a patient, a small child with leprosy, Baba Farquah, observed a house cat coughing up a hairball the size of a Babylonian Kumquat. The conventional treatment at the time was to smear Yak butter on the paw of the afflicted beast. Unfortunately, the authorities had mandated that because Yak butter abuse by lepors and untouchables had reached epidemic proportions, it shall be considered a Class A controlled substance, available only by prescription. With just his Yoga training at hand, the young Farquah put his masters teachings to use on the cat. The small child died, but, ...the cat lived and the rest is CAT YOGA history. Now, after all these many hundreds of years I have revised, updated and modernized, this once ancient art. |
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